Jeff Bezos is both God and the Devil himself, and regardless of what you believe, you still probably worship him. Hell, I’d be a hypocrite if I say I didn’t.
Hanes Wire-Free Bra – If you don’t normally wear a bra on a daily basis, but find yourself in a situation where you’re better off wearing one -i.e. dinner with your boyfriend’s family, a pivotal work meeting, or trying to make your perfect white tee, the perfect white tee – this is your most comfortable option. Great for all titty sizes (trust me, I’ve been a few).
Handheld Fan – A total lifesaver in the summer. If your boss refuses to turn the AC on, the handle on this is adjustable to be self-standing so you can keep it right next your desktop. With three speeds, I always kept it on the highest. Also, it’s travel size! I took it to Armenia with me this summer (hello 40 degrees celsius) and I would fall asleep holding this directly to my face in bed. P.S. it’s a rechargeable battery situation.
Bedding – I use solely white bedding, so you can imagine every few months my bedding becomes a Pollock. Highlighter stains, unexpected spotting, green smoothies, and all kinds of food colour it mine. I also order pillowcases in bulk since I change them once a week, and stain in with so many skincare concoctions.
Velvet Hangers – Velvet means nonslip. It also looks good.
Brita Water Bottle – I’m a water hoe, and I prefer mine filtered. 16 oz. because I ain’t no bitch either. I got the cool blue colour because it’s chic.
Shower rack – I don’t have many shower products, just the essentials. But, I still want it to look ready for an ITG photo shoot at all times. Eucalyptus branch optional.
Crewnecks – I live in these, and concluded Gildan and Hanes make the best ones. Go ahead and spend $80 on Aritzia’s The Perfect Crewneck, but it’s just a copy of these OG’s. Plus, I feel like an off-duty Kennedy, even though I look like an on-duty slob irl.
Essential oil diffuser – I have candles, incense, and also this on my bedside table. So you can imagine my room smells like everything but dank. I like to DIY custom smells, but also obsessed with the Nui Cobalt Designs fall/Halloween scents.
Supplements – I’m just going to list off what I normally restock every month-ish: probiotics, marine collagen, BCAA/creatine, melatonin, curcumin, digestive enzymes, betaine hydrochloride, protein powder, green powder, oregano oil, hemp oil.
Mini fridge – I keep snacks and skincare in this. I keep it in my bathroom and have cleansers, aloe vera gel, and some sort of fruit in their. Honestly, I put purchasing this off for a while and wish I didn’t.
Face razors – Because I’m Armenian, mofo.
Compression wear – I have a whole bunch of compression socks, braces, and wraps everywhere (bedside, gym bag, glove compartment, carry-on, etc.). If you get joint pain, swelling, or just want to good post-workout recovery, prime this shit now. I’ll let you use my account lol.
Foam Roller – Get whatever colour or size you want, it’s Amazon lol.
Bioderma – I go through this literally like it’s water. If there’s a deal on the 2-pack, you already know we’re adding to the back-stock.
Supplement powder funnel – If you carry protein, creatine, vitamin c, or that green stuff with around with you, you actually for real need this. What ever your poison, carry your powder in this smart-as-hell funnel that makes it easy to pour into any water bottle. I add one spoonful of marine collagen, organifi green, organifi red, etc. and keep it in my bag. It’s the little things…
Eco-tools dry brush – Exfoliate and drain that lymphatic system boo.
Bungee elastics – Great for those who have shoulder length hair/a bob, and wear their hair in a low bun pretty much always. I have short hair with some layers which constantly ends up in a low knot, but is always difficult to achieve that messy-but-polished look. These make it possible (I lose these more than socks, so someone send me a lifetime supply please).
Zebra highlighters – As an English major/writer/old soul luddite, I appreciate the tools. Stationary becomes an extension of the artist, and everyone has their choice of apparatus. When it comes to my highlighters, I like them non-bleed, to feel light, and to not be too bright. When I came across these water-colour, pastel ones, I knew I made the right choice. Such was confirmed when I used them. I got them in this colourway because it reminded me of fall (have you ever seen a brown highlighter??).
Books/Audible – I don’t buy all of my books from Amazon, only when I need the convenience. I just placed an order for Murakami’s What I Talk About When I Talk About Running, it’ll be here tomorrow.
Moleskine planner – I use this every year, and it’s the only one I want to use.
Tea – I normally like to pick my tea’s IRL, but girl you already know I got that Celestial Seasonings primed with a minimum quantity of 2. Sweet Harvest Pumpkin, Sugar Plum Spice, Candy Cane, Gingerbread Spice. Fuck I hate myself.
Avocado Oil spray – because I go through these way too quickly.
Glass tupperware – See above. Where the fuck is all of my tupperware yall? What’s the deal? Probably handing out with my socks and hair ties.
Celtic salt – Higher mineral and electrolyte/content. It also tastes so much fucking better. Don’t call yourself a foodie if you’re using Himalayan salt. Fucking poser.