Like all important things, you don’t realize its necessity until it’s gone – think oxygen, money. Also, soap. I know we’ve all used shampoo when we’ve neglected to restock our Costco-pack of bar soap (I suggest conditioner if you too […]
Like all important things, you don’t realize its necessity until it’s gone – think oxygen, money. Also, soap. I know we’ve all used shampoo when we’ve neglected to restock our Costco-pack of bar soap (I suggest conditioner if you too […]
The Luxury Jock, who's origin story goes far beyond Emily Oberg's Instagram feed, is the epicure's approach to wellness. The cost of the Luxury Jock's medicine cabinet is equal to …
As a clinical homebody, I'm one of those people who doesn't get bored. If I do, I end up dyeing my hair or rearranging my bookshelf. Small, low-risk changes usually …
Jeff Bezos is both God and the Devil himself, and regardless of what you believe, you still probably worship him. Hell, I'd be a hypocrite if I say I didn't. …
Fuck your Christmas, fall is the greatest time of year. As a full-time home body, summertime is when I meet my yearly quota for going out. Now that everyone's inclined …
Getting ready and un-ready are two sacred rituals I perform daily. Ever since the mid-aughts, when I cultivated a beauty arsenal of cetaphil cleanser, juice bar body spray, and strawberry …
For all you people who think sweating is gross, sit tf down. The Swedes have been sauna-ing for bajillions of years and it's not a trend, it's part of their …
It's been a year since I've posted one of these, and naturally, a lot has changed. I'm no longer blonde, my tits are smaller, and my personal life....well it's personal. I've been …
Hey y'all it's your town crier and I'm back with some here ye here ye shit. It's been a hellish month straight out of a Steinbeck novel. 130 million Americans (basically HALF …
i bought a pack of red vines for no reason today other than that i used to eat …